everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long

(via trust)


unclefather:
“What if we Rick Roll’d babies right when they came out of the womb
”

zee:

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

(Source: dio-archive, via thebootydiaries)


jaclcfrost:

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

  • rude
  • that’s fair
  • not again
  • are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

(Source: greelin, via thebootydiaries)


tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

(via dadd)


urbancatfitters:

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

(Source: urbancatfitters, via sorry)