zee:
[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you
(Source: dio-archive, via thebootydiaries)
good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
- rude
- that’s fair
- not again
- are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
(Source: greelin, via thebootydiaries)
me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
(Source: urbancatfitters, via sorry)